Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in. A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them into his typewriter to type the labels. A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes. A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the disk in, asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and closing the door to his room. A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the screen and pressing the "send" key. A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends," the man said. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks." A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then he removed all the keys and washed them individually. A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid". The tech explained that the computer's "bad" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally. An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse. Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"
Press Any Key. Press any key you like but I'm not moving. Press A Key. Nothing happens unless you press the 'A' key. Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E... ... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem. Installing program to C:... ... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:windows and c:windowssystem where you'll NEVER find them. Not enough memory. I don't CARE if you've got 64 MB of RAM, I want to use the bit below 640K. Cannot read from drive D:... ...however, if you put the CD in right side up... Please Wait... ...indefinitely. Directory does not exist... ....any more. Woops. The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close. ....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back.
How many Support staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Wait! Maybe the bulb isn't broken. Let's try it again." "It's in the manual. Didn't you read the manual?" "The bulb was fine; you just forgot to turn the switch on." "The light bulb doesn't work? You must be using a non-standard socket." "Well, we have an exact copy of your light bulb here and it seems to be working OK. Can you be more specific about the exact problem?" "Our engineers are busy at the moment... We have assigned query number 987632 to your question. Please refer to it in all future correspondence."
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"
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